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If we flip on the wayback machine, you'll see that we have uncovered the "original", "unofficial" musical throwdown... Enjoy!

If you have a grudge and you want to *Throw Down*, send an email to wholovesecho at hotmail dot com or leave a message in the comments stating who you wish to fight in the *lounge* along with the topic. Now, here's that clip from Teen Witch that we linked via the NSFW Nerve Scanner Blog...a treasure trove of WTF! Enjoy!

She Kicked My Ass... Again...

Reporter: Echo, does this mark the end of your comeback?

Echo: Well, I gotta tell you. I never saw the Michael Jackson coming. I prepared for everything but that. I was expecting her to come out with the Nena... maybe Cameo... but I didn't see that coming. And I got to tell you, that is some troubling shit.

Reporter: What will you do now?

Echo: Well, I guess, I have to post a pictu-----------------------. So, following that humiliation, I don't know. I was looking ahead to taking on Ululay, but now... Look, man, she whupped my ass!!! I never expected that Old Lady would ding me for the Nena video. I mean, sure we all like it, but one point?

Reporter: Is there anything you'd like to say to your challenger?

Echo: Tenacious S, you fought a good fight. You brought the walk to go with the talk...but I'll be back! Stronger. Faster. Smarter. Congrats, T. You're a fine champion!

So, who wants to take on the Tenacious one? Or would you rather take on someone else?? If you're interested in a video throwdown, let us know at wholovesecho at hotmail dot com

We'll pick the topic. You pick the videos. We'll all judge the fight....

ROUND 3: DING! Floating Space Head and Aliens From An Asteroid...in a love song... I don't get it either...

soft cell-tainted love

Simulated oral sex (or maybe you could explain what happens at 0:39.) This is a great song with a floating head in outer space, weird aliens in semi-see through materials, wispy supernatural shit...it's like Star Trek vs. The X-Files on acid. And what does any of it have to do with the song???? FLoaty head is the best! DING! DING! DING!

Round Three-Show's Over

RICK SPRINGFIELD-Human Touch

Not even sure what to say. Deluded? Misguided? Overfunded? I want to die now if this is the future.

ROUND 2: Oklahoma, Mars - THE MUSICAL!

ROUND 2: You Got Lucky - Tom Petty

Cowboys In Spaaaaaaaace!!! What the fuck?? This video is disturbing on many levels. And what's with the souped up Delorian??? DING!

Round Two-What the Fuck Was I Thinking?

THE POLICE-Synchronicity

Hi, my name is Sting and I'm cashing in on the zeitgeist of the moment, kind of a Mad Max thing. I've even dyed my eyebrows to show my true commitment. I can hang from a rope and sing. Surely the world will end soon and put me out of my misery.

ROUND 1: DING! Post Apocalyptic Blah, blah, blah

ROUND 1: DING! Nena - 99 Red Balloons

1980s Cold War, Post-apocalyptic dreck with a Star Trek reference to boot... Does it get any cheekier??? SMACK!

Round One-Freaks in Latex

MICHAEL AND JANET JACKSON-Scream

While this video may have cost a bajillion dollars, the ick factor outweighs production value. First, there is latex involved. Then, well, ew, it is a bit incestuous. Why, oh, why did this man procreate? I may have to vomit between rounds. OK, bring it, bitch!

TONIGHT'S MAIN EVENT: Number Two, Echo Takes On The World Champion, TENACIOUS S! Three Rounds!

In the first video throwdown, yours truly got his ass spanked. It was FUGLY! Not even the Hoff could save me. Tonight over at The Throw Down Lounge, Echo will lock horns with Tenacious S to determine who will be the champ! It will be Three Rounds of action. The winner will be crowned champ, and the loser will suffer an embarassing, humiliating defeat.

YOU WILL BE THE JUDGE! After each round, you will be asked to comment on who the winner of each round will be. One to five points can be awarded by you the viewers in the comments to both contestants.

The next question is who will step up and step into the ring to challenge either opponent following this historic fight?

For the record, I'm gonna call out Ululay once I'm done sweeping up what's left of Tenacious S. Who's going to step up to the table for the next fight? CP? Dale? Onderway Urtletay? Old Lady? Next Great Genius? Madison Guy??? Game on.

Tonight's fight topic? Freaky Futuristic... Showtime? Roughly 9pm Central.

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